The Painful Truth by L.M. Brown
A male/male short story
“Shit!”
Craig swore and closed his eyes against the renewed pain in his wrist that his
sudden movement had caused.
“What is
it?” Gregory asked with concern. “Did
you knock it again?”
Craig shook
his head and cradled his wrist against his chest. “I just realised it’s Saturday.”
“Sunday
actually,” Gregory corrected. “It’s
nearly one o’clock now.”
“It doesn’t
make any difference whether it’s after midnight, Carl’s shift doesn’t finish
for hours.”
“What does
that have to do with anything?”
“Carl’s
working in the X-Ray Department tonight,” Craig explained.
“Well,
that’s good, isn’t it? At least you can
rest assured your brother knows what he’s doing while he’s checking your
wrist.”
Craig
scowled. “We need to get our stories
straight before I’m sent down to X-Rays.”
“We already
told the nurse at Admissions what happened.”
“We told
her I fell and that was enough for her, but Carl will want all the details.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah, oh.
Do you want to be the one to explain what happened?”
“Hell no!”
“How about
we tell him it was a bar fight? It would
explain your black eye as well.”
Gregory
looked rather panicked and quickly nodded his agreement. “Where do we say we were?”
“Anywhere
that isn’t a gay bar.”
“I thought
he was okay with you being gay.”
“He is, but
I spent months convincing him how great the gay club scene is because of the
lack of trouble. It was the only way I
could persuade him not to tag along as a chaperone. Can you imagine Carl in a gay bar?”
Gregory
scrunched up his nose. “I’d rather not. So, how about we tell him we were at The
Square, that place is known for trouble.”
Craig shook
his head. “It’s known for ignorant
pricks beating on gay men. Carl knows I
avoid the place. What about O’Hart’s?”
“Okay. That’ll work.
What do we say happened?”
“How about
you got jealous when some guy started hitting on me?”
“Since when
am I the jealous type?”
“I got
jealous of some bloke hitting on you then.”
“And you
picked a fight with someone twice your size,” Gregory teased. “My hero.”
Craig’s
automatic reaction was to poke Gregory in the gut and he howled when he moved
his arm in that direction without thinking.
Gregory
wrapped his arms around him and held him close as Craig tried to fight back the
tears of pain. Across the waiting area a
couple of guys who looked like they really had been in a bar fight smirked in
their direction. “Got a problem?”
Gregory snarled.
“Queers,”
the burly man on the left sneered.
“Well,
duh,” Gregory replied. “Tell us
something we don’t know or piss off.”
“Don’t,”
Craig said as he sat back and put some distance between them. “Just ignore them.”
Gregory
pulled Craig back against him and glared across the room. “If you’re going to tell me to ignore them,
you need to do the same, which means not moving away from me because they’re
staring like we’re some kind of freak show.”
“You are a freak show,” burly called back to
them. “So, what really happened to
you? Someone decide to teach you a
lesson?”
“Fuck off,”
Gregory replied.
Craig
sighed and nodded to a newly vacated pair of seats across the room near the water
cooler. Gregory stood up and let Craig
lead the way across the waiting room to claim the seats before someone else
did.
“Bloody
queers,” one of the men said as they walked away.
Craig sat
down while Gregory went to the water cooler only to find there were no cups
left. “You thirsty?” he asked. “I think I saw a vending machine on the way
in.”
Gregory sat
down. “Nah. Unless you want something?”
“I’m
okay. How long do you think we’re going
to be waiting here?”
“It’s a
Saturday night,” Gregory reminded him.
“It’s pretty busy so I’m guessing at least another hour, if not longer.”
“Long
enough to get our story straight then.”
Gregory
closed his eyes and groaned. “So far
you’ve flown into a jealous rage in O’Hart’s and what? Swung at the other guy and punched me by
mistake?”
“Oooh,
yeah. I like that idea. But what about my wrist? It’s not like your face is made of steel.”
“You
already told the nurse you’d fallen so just say when you swung you spilt some
beer and slipped on it. Keep it simple
or he’ll know you’re lying right away.”
Craig
nodded his agreement.
* * * *
An hour
later they finally made their way into the x-ray room and came face to face
with Carl, who looked more than a little annoyed to see his younger brother in
front of him. “What the fuck did you do
this time?” he asked as he pointed his brother towards the high bench in the
centre of the room.
“Got in a
bit of trouble in town,” Craig answered vaguely.
“A bit of
trouble is finding you missed the last bus, not winding up at A&E at
midnight. What happened?”
“Got into a
fight.”
“You didn’t
go to The Square, did you?” Carl asked.
“You know that place is full of arseholes looking for a fight.”
Craig shot
Gregory a smug look over his shoulder.
“No, not The Square. We went for
a quick pint in O’Hart’s.”
Carl looked
at his brother’s wrist intently as he carefully guided it in place for the
x-ray. “I thought you were staying in
this weekend because you were both broke?”
“We won a
tenner on the lottery and decided to go out.”
Carl raised
a sceptical eyebrow. “You don’t play the
lottery.”
“I do
sometimes,” Gregory interrupted and Craig gave him a grateful look.
“No wonder
you’re both broke all the time. Now,
tell me about this fight.”
“Not much
to tell really.”
Carl wasn’t
buying it. “You’ve got a suspected
broken wrist, so try again. Has anyone
been arrested?”
“No, it
wasn’t that bad.”
“Someone
busted your wrist. In my book that’s very bad.”
“I hurt it
when I slipped on some beer I’d spilled.”
“Well, that
at least sounds more like something you’d do, rather than getting into a
fight. That doesn’t explain your
boyfriend’s black eye though.”
“I did
that.”
Carl sat
back and shook his head. “Are you
telling me the two of you had a fight? I
thought you meant you’d been fighting with other people.”
“We were,
sort of.”
“Craig hit
me by mistake when he was aiming for someone else,” Gregory interrupted.
“Again,
that sounds quite believable for my brother, but would one of you care to
explain to me how it is you’re sporting a wonderful shiner while my brother’s
knuckles don’t have a mark on them.”
“I must
have healed fast,” Craig said.
“And why
can’t I smell any alcohol on the pair of you if you’ve spent the night at the
pub?”
“We had
soft drinks,” Gregory replied.
“Craig just
told me he spilt his beer.”
“Oh, yeah.”
“Now, how
about we cut the crap and start again, this time with the truth. What happened?”
Craig
looked at Gregory, who looked back silently.
“Some time
tonight would be good,” Carl prompted.
“I do have other patients to
see besides you.”
Gregory
gave a small shrug. “It was an
accident.”
“What sort
of accident?”
Craig
leaned his head on his upper arm and buried his face. “Can’t you just x-ray my damn wrist and let
us go home?”
“What sort
of brother would I be if I did that?”
“One who
doesn’t want to embarrass his little brother by asking impertinent questions
about his sex life.”
“I never
said a word about your sex life, I only asked… oh.” Carl grinned widely. “Ooooh.
Well, you can either tell me what happened now, or I’ll ask again over
Sunday lunch at Mum and Dad’s. And you
know they’ll want to know the whole story.
At least if I know the truth I’ll be able to help you cover.”
Craig gave
him a dirty look. “You mean you’ll drop
dozens of innuendos into the conversation to embarrass me.”
“That too.”
“It was an
accident,” Craig said.
“I thought
we’d already established that. Care to
elaborate?”
“We were…
er… you know… doing it.”
“Doing
what?” Carl asked with faked confusion.
“You know
bloody well what,” Craig snapped.
“I’m not
sure I do. I mean, you told me you were
at O’Hart’s, so are you telling me you were ‘doing it’ there?”
Craig used
his good arm to thump Carl on the shoulder.
“Git! You know damn well we were
at home.”
Carl
chuckled. “Okay, carry on with this tale
of woe then.”
“We slipped
off the edge of the bed, okay? We were
fucking like crazy and didn’t realise we were that close to the edge. Gregory caught his face on the bedside table
before falling on top of me, which is when I hurt my wrist.”
“And you
couldn’t just tell me that in the first place?” Carl asked. Muttering under his breath, Carl got to work
quickly taking the x-rays. When they
were done he steered Craig and Gregory towards the door. “See you both tomorrow.”
“You aren’t
going to tell Mum and Dad what happened, are you?” Craig asked.
Carl rolled
his eyes and sighed. “Craig, you’ve been
living with Gregory for six months now.
Mum and Dad know you’re a couple and they know you have sex. Does it matter if they know you fell off the
bed like the clumsy idiot they already know you are?”
“I guess
not.”
“Then get
out of here and go get some sleep. I
promise I’ll not tease the pair of you at lunch.”
“You
won’t?”
“Well,
maybe just a little. But I won’t tell
them anything about Gregory here being cuffed.”
Gregory
looked down at his own right wrist in horror.
Sure enough, just visible beneath his jacket were the handcuffs they had
thought he had stuffed out of sight.
“Shit!”
Craig
wanted the floor to open up and swallow him.
“I told you we should have looked for the key before we left the house,”
he hissed.
Carl laughed. “Just one thing, little brother… at least get
your story straight before you ask Dad to fix whatever piece of furniture
Gregory was cuffed to. I’m going to take
a shot in the dark and guess it was one of the wooden railings on the
headboard.”
“Yeah,”
Gregory admitted. “Bloody thing snapped
in two right before we fell off the bed.”
“You should
have gone for the iron one instead of the cheap alternative,” Carl advised with
a wink. “Now, get out of here so I can
finish up my shift in peace.”
“Well, that
wasn’t so bad,” Gregory said as they walked back towards the waiting area to
see the doctor again. “It could have
been worse.”
Craig
snorted. “Tell me that again after
Sunday lunch is out of the way.”
The End
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It was awesome. Really funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I like to throw a bit of humour out there now and then to make up for the angst I sometimes go overboard with.
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